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  13. An ancient ‘terror crocodile’ became a dinosaur-eating giant. Scientists say they now know why
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    A massive, extinct reptile that once snacked on dinosaurs had a broad snout like an alligator’s, but it owed its success to a trait that modern alligators lack: tolerance for salt water.

    Deinosuchus was one of the largest crocodilians that ever lived, with a body nearly as long as a bus and teeth the size of bananas. From about 82 million to 75 million years ago, the top predator swam in rivers and estuaries of North America. The skull was wide and long, tipped with a bulbous lump that was unlike any skull structure seen in other crocodilians. Toothmarks on Cretaceous bones hint that Deinosuchus hunted or scavenged dinosaurs.
    Despite its scientific name, which translates as “terror crocodile,” Deinosuchus has commonly been called a “greater alligator,” and prior assessments of its evolutionary relationships grouped it with alligators and their ancient relatives. However, a new analysis of fossils, along with DNA from living crocodilians such as alligators and crocodiles, suggests Deinosuchus belongs on a different part of the crocodilian family tree.

    Unlike alligatoroids, Deinosuchus retained the salt glands of ancestral crocodilians, enabling it to tolerate salt water, scientists reported Wednesday in the journal Communications Biology. Modern crocodiles have these glands, which collect and release excess sodium chloride.

    Salt tolerance would have helped Deinosuchus navigate the Western Interior Seaway that once divided North America, during a greenhouse phase marked by global sea level rise. Deinosuchus could then have spread across the continent to inhabit coastal marshes on both sides of the ancient inland sea, and along North America’s Atlantic coast.

    The new study’s revised family tree for crocodilians offers fresh insights into climate resilience in the group, and hints at how some species adapted to environmental cooling while others went extinct.

    With salt glands allowing Deinosuchus to travel where its alligatoroid cousins couldn’t, the terror crocodile settled in habitats teeming with large prey. Deinosuchus evolved to become an enormous and widespread predator that dominated marshy ecosystems, where it fed on pretty much whatever it wanted.

    “No one was safe in these wetlands when Deinosuchus was around,” said senior study author Dr. Marton Rabi, a lecturer in the Institute of Geosciences at the University of Tubingen in Germany. “We are talking about an absolutely monstrous animal,” Rabi told CNN. “Definitely around 8 meters (26 feet) or more total body length.”

  14. Дело Лайф-из-Гуд — Гермес — Бест Вей: Договор несложен для потребителя, все четко расписано 16 и 17 апреля состоялись еженедельные заседания Приморского районного суда, рассматривающего резонансное дело “Лайф-из-Гуд” — “Гермес” — “Бест Вей”.Суд идет с конца февраля 2024 года, в заседаниях пока выступают граждане, представленные стороной обвинения: это 210 признанных потерпевшими, 115 свидетелей, приглашенных обвинением. Допросы лиц, представленных стороной обвинения, постепенно близятся к завершению, через некоторое время начнется допрос граждан, представленных стороной защиты. Для ускорения процесса заседания проводятся два раза в неделю. 16 и 17 апреля, как и неделю, и две недели назад, на заседании суда выступали признанные потерпевшими. Адвокаты считают, что, как и в звучавших ранее выступлениях, доказательств неисполнения обязательств компанией “Гермес” не было представлено. На предыдущих заседаниях состоялся также допрос потерпевшей Липатовой — одного из относительно немногих потерпевших, кто предъявляет претензии к деятельности кооператива “Бест Вей”. Липатова сообщила, что, проживая в квартире кооператива “Бест Вей”, не платит за нее, так как следователь ей сказал не платить незаконной организации, при этом из квартиры не съезжает, потому что ей негде жить, на что получила ответ рассматривающей дело судьи Екатерины Богдановой: “Кооператив работает, платить надо”. На одном из недавних заседаний состоялось выступление приглашенного следствием эксперта, анализировавшего документы компании “Гермес”, — доктора юридических наук, доцента СПбГУ Ольги Макаровой. Макарова пришла к выводу, что предмет деятельности компании — онлайн-обучение инвестиционной деятельности, а не инвестиции. Компания оказывала клиентам образовательные и консультационные услуги онлайн, продвигала образовательные услуги. Она, согласно договорам, учила клиентов, как вкладывать средства. И средства граждан вносились за оказание консультационных услуг. “Правовая природа договоров — возмездное оказание услуг”, — подчеркнула она. При этом есть некоторые пункты договора, которые выходят за его пределы: это пункты о комиссионных, членских взносах и прибыли. Так как компания иностранная, вероятно, есть законодательство той страны, в которой она зарегистрирована, которое предусматривает такие возможности. Возможно, были какие-то партнерские договоры, но эксперту они не были представлены. “По договорам же, которые представлены, исполнитель говорит, что предлагает стратегию и вы можете вложиться туда-то, туда-то, но клиент самостоятельно это делает. Предполагается, что он обучил этого клиента — и давай теперь инвестируй сам. Если клиент попросит, то исполнитель может объяснить и другие юридические действия по управлению активами или иные юридические действия, может быть дополнительный договор по его запросу — но я не знаю, были ли такие договоры”, — говорит Макарова. Вопрос процента нигде не указан, исполнитель не гарантирует получение прибыли клиентом. Исполнитель не берет на себя функцию управления активами — он обучает, и отвечать он может только за некачественное обучение. Договоры в электронном виде — это законно, оспорить условия в договоре возможно: “Не скажу, что он сложен для потребителя, все четко расписано”. Арест со счетов кооператива частично снят, идут выплаты пайщикам, принявшим решение выйти из кооператива (из почти 20 тыс. пайщиков на 2022 год это примерно 2500 пайщиков), руководство и адвокаты кооператива регулярно отчитываются о выплатах перед судом. Адвокаты отмечают, что в последние месяцы проявляется активность одной из групп в телеграме, которая даже стала представляться от имени кооператива, создала “альтернативную” электронную почту кооператива. Адвокаты, совет и правление кооператива рекомендуют пайщикам по всем вопросам обращаться на официальный сайт, в официальный телеграм-канал и официальный чат для пайщиков кооператива.

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