Mayor Greg Stanton faced an uphill battle Thursday when he got stuck on a broken escalator for several hours. Stanton was several hours late to a press conference he called to discuss an earlier incident in which he was stuck in an elevator.
“Sorry I’m late, I was still waiting to vote,” Stanton said to the handful of reporters who stuck around, using humor to mask his loosening grip on reality.
Every school has those spaces that really define the college experience. You know, the ones that get put on the cover of school pamphlets to show people how great the community on campus is. Some schools have student unions, some have big lawns where people play frisbee. Here at the Cronkite School, we’ve got the edit bays, and these are the best ones:
Bay 320L
All the crazy memories you have from college probably happened right here: edit bay 320L. When Steve did that HILARIOUS impression of Mike, when everyone got super wasted and played Never Have I Ever, when we all took that blood oath and did that weird chant in a circle haha memories!
Bay 320H
What does the H in edit bay 320H stand for? Hottest joint in town. From the chair with a wheel that won’t move, to the sign that says no food or drink allowed, Club 320H has everything all the party animals need.
Bay 320F
Remember the Ice Bucket Challenge? Remember the Harlem Shake? Remember where you were when Amy Winehouse died? Those moments seemed to be ingrained in the very space that is edit bay 320F.
Bay 320E
I don’t even need to say anything about edit bay 320E. You know what I’m talking about.
Bay 320J
The fluorescent lights shine just a little brighter in edit bay 320J. Referred to by most as the bae of bays, 320J is located in the back corner among the bays, giving you more freedom to sing along to your music without fear of judgement. This bay captures the sweet spot between bumpin’ party place and comfortable rest haven. We don’t know exactly what it is that makes this bay so bae, but we’re happy to sit and bask in its luxury until 12:00 a.m. Monday-Saturday, 10:00 p.m. on Sundays.