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Audio: Found recorder contains tape of man’s bold and valiant quest for pizza, his last

(Photo found in pocket of dead man)
Pizza restaurants used to abound in downtown Phoenix. Now, all that’s left is a recording of one man’s search for pizza in the final days of our community. (Photo found alongside recorder)

As the apocalypse continues to draw on, we’ve got the latest updates on how it’s affecting the average citizen. One of our reporters salvaged this exclusive footage from a recorder found in the street. A leader of a small group of survivors used the recorder to document his quest to find pizza.

It’s a harrowing reminder of what we took for granted the most in pre-apocalyptic times — the wide selection of pizza places in downtown Phoenix. It’s such a shame we don’t have that luxury anymore.