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Phoenix nightlife a perfect fit for the deceased

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The Headless Horsemen Committee is heading a movement with downtown Phoenix businesses to bring nightlife to the ghost community.

The movement acts as a door to an opportunity ghosts can glide through, said Galvin Ghasp, president of the Arizona chapter of the Headless Horsemen Committee.

“We thought people were making jokes about Phoenix becoming a ‘ghost town’ after dark, but we finally took advantage of it,” Ghasp said. “It’s a perfect fit for those who feel a little socially awkward around the living.”

The committee holds monthly meetings to discuss new changes in the ghost community.

“We had one on Wednesday to discuss cultural appropriation in regard to trick-or-treating,” Ghasp said. “The living throw a white sheet over their heads and suddenly they’ve become a ghost. Do they know what we’ve been through? We died to get where we are.”

Ghasp, who died after falling from a construction site in 1971, said he’s seen many changes in Phoenix throughout the century.

“Honestly, I feel Phoenix has become more progressive for ghosts in the past couple of decades,” Ghasp said. “We used to be such homebodies. We never left the cemetery or the place where we died. Now we can go out and have a good time.”

Ghasp said the ghost community is taking baby steps toward social life.

“We generally stay in during First Fridays because the living are just too blunt,” he said. “Most of us stick around because of our sensitive natures, you know, moaning and wailing about insults from decades ago.”

The living have not learned proper decorum around ghosts, Ghasp said.

“You say, ‘Hi, how are you?’ and they respond by screaming. It’s just insensitive,” he said. “What are they? A wailing banshee?”

Live business owners are starting to reap the benefits of the ghostly, late-night clientele, said Billy Muman, owner of Good Spirits Eatery.

“I never believed in ghosts when I was younger,” Muman said. “But I was closing the restaurant one night when an ethereal creature floated toward me. I was terrified until he asked if we did karaoke. I realized I had a new client base to work with.”

Muman learned to cultivate to the clients’ needs.

“One of the more popular songs to play at karaoke is ‘Ghost Town’ by Adam Lambert,” he said. “I played ‘Monster Mash’ once and they were all very offended. They’re very touchy. Well, I mean, technically, you can’t touch them because it would go right through. Can I start over?”

Recently deceased Harper Heckle prefers to haunt other late-night businesses.

“As a new ghost, I’m loving the late-night businesses that are welcoming us in,” Heckle said. “Jobot has been great with letting me hang out under the floorboards. I was a hipster, or whatever, so I feel like it suits me better.”

The nightlife as a ghost has never made Heckle feel more alive, she said.

“Personally, I thought Phoenix was dead at night when I was one of the living,” Heckle said. “I couldn’t have been closer to the truth.”

With city in ruins, no change in plans for Super Bowl festivities in February 2015, officials say

Despite pressure from the Super Bowl host committee about the fact that there are only 12 residents remaining, Phoenix officials insist on keeping Super Bowl activities in downtown Phoenix. (Francis Hallo/PD)

The apocalypse that recently shook much of downtown Phoenix and the world is not expected to affect Super Bowl festivities, city officials said Friday.

Phoenix Mayor Greg Stanton said he is used to people regarding downtown Phoenix as “boring,” but the apocalypse could even be seen as part of downtown Phoenix’s revitalization efforts.

“We’re currently in the middle of revitalizing downtown, but as we’ve seen before, big events like pre-Super Bowl festivities draw people from outside downtown Phoenix to the area,” Stanton said. “We’re confident that this massive swath of destruction won’t impede on either the revitalization efforts or the Super Bowl festivities.”

Not everyone was as optimistic about the situation as Stanton. Several members of the Super Bowl’s host committee visited downtown Phoenix on Thursday to scout facilities and further plan the festivities, committee member John Smith said. He said he was outraged that the city failed to inform the committee of the apocalypse’s utter ruination of the city.

“If we had known that downtown Phoenix had become more of a desert wasteland, we never, ever would have scheduled the pre-game events here,” Smith said. “We would’ve gone somewhere more vibrant. Like Mesa.”

A major issue with the apocalypse is that there will be no one to operate the venues where the festivities would take place, Smith said, and out-of-state visitors may be turned off by the complete lack of human life in the area. Stanton dismissed the notion.

“We’ve heard this before, that there’s no nightlife in downtown Phoenix, that there’s nothing to do,” Stanton said. “It simply isn’t true. Downtown is a bustling urban core, and it’s ridiculous to think something as insignificant as the complete and utter destruction of the city’s infrastructure would change that.”

City Councilwoman Kate Gallego said keeping the Super Bowl festivities in downtown Phoenix would bring an economic boost to the area and be an exciting experience for the residents as well. According to disaster-relief numbers, downtown Phoenix currently has 12 surviving residents.

“I can’t think of a better way to show visitors to Phoenix the spirit of the urban core than by hosting the Super Bowl parties here,” Gallego said. “I don’t think this widespread annihilation of everything we know and love will affect it at all. If anything, it gives us an opportunity to show visitors how vibrant downtown Phoenix truly is.”

Despite the mayor and councilwoman’s optimism, city records indicate reservations at city-owned facilities, such as the Phoenix Convention Center and the Sheraton Phoenix Downtown Hotel, have taken a nosedive, with less than 2 percent of each venue scheduled to be occupied during the Super Bowl.

Former downtown Phoenix resident Scott Johnson, who relocated to Mesa prior to the apocalypse, said it would be better for the Super Bowl festivities to take place in another city.

“This is the city once again not giving the downtown community, dead or alive, a voice,” Johnson said. “You know things are bad when the Super Bowl host committee wants to host events in Mesa, of all places.”