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  25. Septic diving peeping Tom discovered inside Tulsa park toilet by 7-year-old girl

    The 52-year-old man claimed he was dumped there by a girlfriend named Angel after she hit him over the head with a tire iron and took him
    to the park in a 1972 Chevy Monte Carlo

    Once fished out, he had to be hosed off by the fire department

    This is not the first time he’s been arrested

    By RYAN GORMAN

    Published: 21:59 GMT, 8 July 2013 | Updated: 22:19 GMT, 8 July 2013

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    An Oklahoma man was arrested after being found in a septic
    tank in a park outhouse.

    Kenneth Enslow, 52, was discovered by a 7-year-old girl and her mother at about 5pm Sunday when the two went to use the bathroom at a park near Tulsa,
    OK, heard coughing and saw him looking up at them, according to officials.

    The two fled the bathroom and called the authorities, who ended up having to fish the peeping Tom out.

    Disgusting: Kenneth Enslow, 52, was discovered inside
    a Tulsa, OK park toilet looking up at unsuspecting
    park goers while they did their business

    By the time officials arrived, Enslow was ‘standing with his head and shoulders out of the hole… covered in feces,’ according
    to an arrest report filed by the Tulsa County Sheriff’s office.

    The fire department helped the unemployed degenerate
    out of the cesspool using rope and hosed him off, literally, with the fire hose, the report said.

    ‘They extracted him with rope and sprayed him off with
    the hose on the fire truck,’ Stuart Meyer told KOTV, ‘he was covered
    in defecation and looked like he had been down there for quite some time.’

    Enslow first claimed that he was hit over the head with a tire
    iron, tossed in the back of a 1972 Chevrolet Monte Carlo and dumped there by his girlfriend Angel, according to the report.
    Enslow claimed he did not ask for help because he was unconscious.

    After being taken to a local hospital as a precaution, even after officers failed to find injuries consistent with assault from a tire iron, the pervert later admitted he made the story up, according to
    KJRH.

    Tempting: Enslow couldn’t resist the urge to hop into the septic tank below the outhouse in a
    Tulsa park

    Relaxing: The park is a haven for locals looking
    to fish and hike, not to be fished out of the latrine

    Explaining that Enslow is not a small man, Meyer said that Enslow ‘had to work to get into that hole… there were claims he was put in that hole by somebody else, I don’t think that happened.’

    The arresting officer did observe ‘several scratches on [Enslow’s] head, but they were old and had scabbed over,’ the report
    states. The deviant also had scratches on his arms ‘from the
    rough edges of the concrete slab.’

    White Water Park is a lake situated on a dam just west of Tulsa, OK.
    It is a popular local fishing and hiking area.

    Enslow was taken from the hospital to a local jail and charged with being a Peeping Tom, a misdemeanour, a Tulsa County Sheriff’s Office spokesperson told Mail
    Online. He is also being held on warrants dating back to 1998 for embezzlement and illegal dumping in Okmulgee County, a spokesperson from that county’s sheriff’s
    office told Mail Online.

    Peaceful: The park usually offers residents a respite from the stresses of everyday life

    This is not Enslow’s first run-in with the fuzz,
    he has also been arrested for public intoxication and driving under suspension, arrest
    records show, according to KOTV.

    Despite the septic swimmer being locked up for now, Meyer isn’t
    taking any chances.

    ‘To think that there’s somebody down in the bottom watching
    you is plumb scary,’ Meyer told KOTV, ‘we’ll take a flashlight and look
    below first, I don’t want to see anybody scuba
    diving in the toilet.’

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  36. Kyrie Irving made five 3-pointers and scored 20 points
    as the Dallas Mavericks notched a 98-89 victory over the
    host Phoenix Suns on Friday night while playing without
    injured Luka Doncic.

    Daniel Gafford tallied 16 points, Maxi Kleber had 15 points and seven rebounds and
    Spencer Dinwiddie also scored 15 points as Dallas won for the
    15th time in 19 games. Klay Thompson added 11 points, six rebounds and
    five assists as the Mavericks opened a four-game road trip
    with a victory.

    Doncic will miss at least a month after sustaining a left calf
    strain during a Christmas Day game against the Minnesota Timberwolves.

    The Mavericks are 7-2 this season without the five-time All-Star.

    Kevin Durant scored 35 points for the Suns, who lost for the fourth time in the past five games.

    Royce O’Neale had 14 points off the bench and Bradley Beal had 11 on 5-of-18 shooting for Phoenix.

    Suns star Devin Booker (left groin strain) missed his fourth straight game and
    teammate Grayson Allen (concussion) sat out his third consecutive contest.

    Phoenix shot 38.6 percent from the field, including 13 of 35 from 3-point range.

    Dallas made 43.8 percent of its shots and was 12-of-34 from behind
    the arc. Irving finished 6-of-21 from the field after making his
    first four shots.

    Dallas also played without Dereck Lively II (left hip).

    Early in the third quarter, Naji Marshall and P.J. Washington of the Mavericks and Jusuf Nurkic of the Suns were ejected
    after a brief altercation.

    Nurkic and Marshall exchanged punches and Washington then shoved Nurkic to the floor with 9:
    02 left in the period.

    Later in the quarter, Irving scored five points during an 8-0 run to give Dallas
    a 70-52 advantage with 3:45 left.

    Phoenix answered with a 12-2 surge to trail 72-64 entering
    the final stanza.

    O’Neale’s trey brought the Suns within 81-75 with 6:32 to play before Dallas rattled off
    nine straight to take a 15-point lead.

    After Phoenix later crept within eight, Gafford slammed home two
    dunks in an eight-second span to make it 96-84 with 1:11
    remaining and the Mavericks closed it out.

    Irving had 12 points on four first-quarter treys as Dallas led 28-25.

    The Mavericks later scored the final seven points of
    the half, including a basket by Marshall with 5.1 seconds remaining,
    to hold a 55-39 lead at the break.

    Irving had 15 at halftime for Dallas, while Durant had 13 in the half for
    the Suns.

    –Field Level Media

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